I wasn’t gonna do one of these but this one was sO CUTE

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guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
DROMOMANIA
[noun]
also known as travelling fugue: an uncontrollable psychological urge to wander. People with this condition spontaneously depart from their routine, travel long distances and take up different identities and occupations. Months may pass before they return to their former identities. The term comes from the Greek: dromos (running) and mania (insanity).
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